Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Wen u tawk lyke dis...

How In the world do people write like that? Did you slip, fall and have EVERYTHING that you learned your whole life, just leak out your ear?

If so, I’d go see an ENT. STAT.

I’m not a “grammar nazi” by any means..but if I have to take Excedrin to handle your writings… Come on now!

How hard is it to comprehend:
No h in you.
There IS an h in when.
You don't get your hair did. It gets done.
Same with your nails.
Their, they're, and there…use them accordingly.
Periods are your friend…
(Even in the female sense!!)
So are commas, apostrophes, and paragraphs.
You SELL something on SALE until it’s SOLD!

Seriously, it’s like the inter-webs has made idiots out of us all.
What you put on here…stays FOREVER.
Do you REALLY want your future kids, grand-kids, peers, etc to think so less of you?
If you're intelligent, show it.
If not…I’m sure there’s openings at bk and mickeyD’s.
-Roo.

6 comments:

  1. Just a fair warning, you're gonna put something up here that you and i are going to argue about lol. Kinda looking forward to it. I will, however, leave this one alone as the lack of intelligence concerning the use of grammar and spelling in our society, not just our generation, seems to be suffering its own form of genocide. Yet, what more can a person expect from a generation, a terrifying number of whom, seem to have no ambition or motivation to succeed, even as far as moving from beneath the protective wings of those who sired them and find their own place to live free from the restrictions and protection of the parental unit. Perhaps they never learned one of the scariest lessons a child can learn: Mommy and daddy cannot ALWAYS make everything all better. Now get your asses out there and fend for yourselves and show some damn pride in being an American before we round you all up, put you on boats, and deport your sorry asses to the ocean. Yes, the ocean. God forbid we try to force the lazy and unachieving, yes UNachieving not UNDERachieving, attitude and perspective which is contributing to the decline of the greatest country in the world.

    Note to Roo: no worries. The first time i decide to disagree with you, i will try to supress my urge to be a smartass and remain intelligent.

    Love ya, Darkkid.

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  2. LOL, always leave me with a smile, huh.

    And, through all of your ranting, grammatical mistakes, and run on sentences... I understand what you're trying to say...

    Note to darkkid- Don't reply to my post while driving. :P

    If you haven't noticed already, Sarcasm is greatly encouraged here. Haha!

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  3. Screw it, why not be the grammar nazi???? Someone's gotta do it, right?

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    1. Well, im not the type to make fun of someone if say, they have a language barrier. English is a very hard language to learn. One,of the hardest in fact.
      However, bonics...not a real language, get over it.
      If last year you had perfect grammar and this year you sound like you had severe brain trauma (and,i know you havent) then hell yes, i'm going to give you hell!

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    2. Ebonics* this damn ipad i swear...

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  4. Did i earn the points...
    Or lose them??
    -roo

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